I love it when I get catcalls. And yes, I know that I might be one of very few ladies to admit to this fact! Even Miss Piggy got pissed in The Muppets Take Manhattan when construction workers catcalled on her, ha ha! But for a girl who awoke nearly every spring for 17 years […]
I shall make this short and sweet because I have so much to do tonight, but I need to speak my peace. But is it really PEACE in this example? Or is it PIECE OF FREAKING MIND? Because NONE of this scenario seems peaceful but rather NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR by George Orwell. Hello, Big Brother, so […]
Episode 8 of The Yoga Ballerina Show! Today I bring to you a sophisticated thought bubble about Someone Called Me Fat, White Rich Men, and Endangered Tigers. And as I do pay gratitude to two girls of my Instagram yoga fam in the very end of this nine-minute episode, I also want to mention them […]
That is the number one thing that people request when they read my eating disorder warrior story. “Please help with my eating disorder.” And it happened yesterday when I posted this picture with this caption to Facebook: “I always like to remind my friends and followers that I haven’t always been thin and healthy and […]
Episode seven of The Yoga Ballerina Show. In this episode, I discuss EVERYTHING. Including. Gwendolyn. Bulimia. Dog Personal Branding. The divine Dr. Maro of Cranberry Holistic Pet Care. Dreams. Gary Vaynerchuk. My bitchy criticism on the food intake of other humans. Our Starbucks friend Paul. His famous dog Charlie. Peloton! Puppuccinos. Delicious coffee. Minimalism. HILLARY CLINTON. Ayn […]
I’m that girl who takes forever to finish a book and film because I wrap myself so tightly into the characters that I don’t want for it to end! Note: I only read and watch things that I’ll suspect that I’ll love. If, 20 pages into a book or 20 minutes into a film, I […]
I bought a Powerball ticket from the gasoline station today. As the sales girl presented my ticket, she exclaimed, “Win big, babe!” Her commentary made me smile oh so much. Such divine enthusiasm and kindness. She genuinely wants for me to win, I could read it. And oh, if I do win, it shall make […]
I have a very hilarious story for you, and it is about how I discovered Elon Musk, aka my super huge big crush. It happened during autumn, when Becky told me about her installation of solar panels at her home, and of how the company was owned by a man named Elon Musk who restored […]
Today I shall demonstrate my technique which enabled my hips to open for accomplishing of leg behind the head pose. I remember seeing this pose, eka pada sirsasana, for the first time in 2012 shortly after getting kicked out of yoga school. It was a picture of Madonna. And my leg was going nowhere near the […]