Fake News is usually my entertainment. For instance, when the failing New York Times announced that Mike Pompeo existed as AWOL when he was actually saving three American prisoners in North Korea, I laughed so hard! President Trump’s mocking of it was epic. For instance, number two, when, on Monday CNN announced BREAKING NEWS about […]
My brain and body exist as a mush of happiness!! Firstly, I want to give update on my current standing for #PelotonYoga18K. As you might know, I am riding 18,000 miles with two of my Instagram yoga sisters in 2018. This means 6,000 miles for each girl. I’m currently stationed at just below 3,000 miles […]
My mother’s job, in the 1980s and 1990s, was to manage the family. This family included my dad, two sisters, and myself. And I’ll never forget of how devalued she felt, when it came time to complete my college applications. When asking for her profession and income, the reply was, “housewife” and “zero.” She told […]
This morning, I feel so vey chuffed! It’s no secret that I’ve maintained an online dating profile since 2001. I was one of the early match.com girls. I met Mr. Bikram on the site in 2004. I met two really good friends on that site, SA1976 and my friend Jason, in the early aughts as […]
I know that I’m a little late to the Uber game, but I have fair reason. It is that I live in Pittsburgh with wheels and my human bff named Becky doesn’t permit me to get into an Uber after cocktails because she doesn’t trust unknown drivers with my care. Becky Uber is all the […]
I love it when I get catcalls. And yes, I know that I might be one of very few ladies to admit to this fact! Even Miss Piggy got pissed in The Muppets Take Manhattan when construction workers catcalled on her, ha ha! But for a girl who awoke nearly every spring for 17 years […]
I shall make this short and sweet because I have so much to do tonight, but I need to speak my peace. But is it really PEACE in this example? Or is it PIECE OF FREAKING MIND? Because NONE of this scenario seems peaceful but rather NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR by George Orwell. Hello, Big Brother, so […]
Episode 8 of The Yoga Ballerina Show! Today I bring to you a sophisticated thought bubble about Someone Called Me Fat, White Rich Men, and Endangered Tigers. And as I do pay gratitude to two girls of my Instagram yoga fam in the very end of this nine-minute episode, I also want to mention them […]
That is the number one thing that people request when they read my eating disorder warrior story. “Please help with my eating disorder.” And it happened yesterday when I posted this picture with this caption to Facebook: “I always like to remind my friends and followers that I haven’t always been thin and healthy and […]